- me: *laughs at my own posts on tumblr*
- baby: I....I..
- mother: I love you? say I love you
- baby: I'm in me mum's car! Vroom Vroom
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
today at the library a 60 year old man wanted to check out the book and i was like “oh god”