ways to pronounce potato

dennys:

  • Potato
  • Potahto
  • Potayto
  • Potaito
  • Potatatatato
  • Popotatato
  • Potayyyyto
  • Potayediggstho
  • Potattoo
  • Potutu
  • Tater
  • Potater
  • Poteeter
  • Potattedto
  • Poratatattat
  • Pootaterto
  • Playdough
  • Poughkeepsie
  • Partisan
  • Party 
  • Tomato

poughkeepsie though

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:





I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.


officialhumanity aww yiss

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

officialhumanity aww yiss

(Source: jonklassen2, via smosh)

Tags: SNAAAAAKE

I’ve cracked it!

endverse-angel:

ISTJ: Slytherclaw
ISFJ: Slytherpuff
INFJ: Ravin
INTJ: Slytherin
ISTP: Huffleclaw
ISFP: wizard-vergent (mix of the four)
INFP: Ravenpuff
INTP: Ravenclaw
ESTP: Ravendor
ESPF: Hufflepuff
ENFP: Hufflin
ENTP: Gryffindor
ESTJ: again, wizard-vergent
ESFJ: Gryffinpuff
ENFJ: Gryffinclaw
ENTJ: Gryffin

(Source: legna-lacitsitoge, via officialhumanity)

lindsaychrist:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

agreed

those poor three billion people

lindsaychrist:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

agreed

those poor three billion people

(Source: iraffiruse, via potato-tots)

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

(via potato-tots)

Tags: truth

dicklips-shakirahips:

punkrcks:

A masterpost on things that you could use to do better in school, and maybe to cheat just a little bit. 

Didn’t Listen In Class?  
Crash Course
Khan Academy
Best Damn Tutoring
The Video Math Tutor
Calculators & Solvers 
Square Root Calculator
Cube Root Calculator
Expression Simplifier
Multi Step Equation Calculator
Slope Intercept Equation Maker
Mathway (this can solve almost anything)
Chemical Equation Balancer
DESMOS Graphing Calculator
Didn’t Read That Book? 
Cliffsnotes
Sparknotes
Citing Sources 
PurdueOWL
Arts Department (Art, Choir, Band) P.S I take art so I’ll have the most resources for that
Instrument Tuner
How To Read A Painting
Mark Crilley Art Tutorials (mostly manga but with some realism)
Sophie Chan (mostly manga)
Oil Painting Techniques
General Tips and Tricks 
Change the time in an email (gmail), for due dates and all
Block Websites for a specific amount of time
Note-Taking Techniques
That’s all. It’s not a lot but I guess it will help. This is my first masterpost and I hope you like it. If any of the links don’t work, just message me. 


yesss more of the helpful shit

dicklips-shakirahips:

punkrcks:

A masterpost on things that you could use to do better in school, and maybe to cheat just a little bit. 

Didn’t Listen In Class?  

Calculators & Solvers 

Didn’t Read That Book? 

Citing Sources 

Arts Department (Art, Choir, Band) P.S I take art so I’ll have the most resources for that

General Tips and Tricks 

That’s all. It’s not a lot but I guess it will help. This is my first masterpost and I hope you like it. If any of the links don’t work, just message me. 

yesss more of the helpful shit

(Source: ofpousseys, via allmonds)

Tags: help

OH MY ABSOLUTE CHRIST LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

SO I WAS BUILDING A BOOKCASE IN THE GARAGE AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “THAT THING BETTER NOT HIT MY BRAND NEW NICE CAR”

SO NATURALLY I IGNORED HER AND WAS BALANCING IT IN A WEIRD WAY AND IT FELL OVER TOWARDS HER CAR

IT WAS THAT FUCKING CLOSE TO HITTING IT AND THAT THING IS HEAVY AS SHIT TOO

GOD IS REAL

OH MY ABSOLUTE CHRIST LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

SO I WAS BUILDING A BOOKCASE IN THE GARAGE AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “THAT THING BETTER NOT HIT MY BRAND NEW NICE CAR”

SO NATURALLY I IGNORED HER AND WAS BALANCING IT IN A WEIRD WAY AND IT FELL OVER TOWARDS HER CAR

IT WAS THAT FUCKING CLOSE TO HITTING IT AND THAT THING IS HEAVY AS SHIT TOO

GOD IS REAL

i was just informed that school that school starts in two days

excuse me while i cry myself to sleep

usaforafrica:

I imagine fuck her right in the pussy guy has like a whole bunch of monitors set up at his house and has like cameras set up all around areas near him and he sits watching and waiting for a news reporter and when he sees one he’s like “it’s go time” and puts on that one hoody and uses his secret underground tunnels to get there super fast

i really hope he does

(via alegbra)

pandahandsification:

turnonthelitebrites:

CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU

hood classic, honestly this beat is amazing.

(via urtube)